JON STEWART NEWS EXPLOSION

THAT’S RIGHT
I TALK ABOUT THE NEWS
I SAID I FEEL SO GOOD BABY
I TALK ABOUT THE NEWS
NEWSWEEK MAGAZINE
ON THE TELEPHONE BABY
I TALK ABOUT THE NEWS
RIGHT NOW UH

LOOK OUT! YEAH
THAT’S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME INTO YOUR HOME
I’M GOING TO DO IT RIGHT NOW
I’M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE NEWS
UH
NEWSWEEK MAGAZINE
CALLING ON THE PHONE BABY
TALKING ABOUT THAT… FASHION

UH

TIME MAGAZINE
WANTS TO TELL YOU WHAT TO WEAR
BUT I’M NOT GETTING WITH THAT
OR MSNBC
MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
DO YOUR OWN THING
YEAH
‘CAUSE THAT’S WHAT SATIRE MEANS

RIGHT NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW
WE’RE GONNA BRING IT ON DOWN EVERYBODY
DO IT

SING WITH ME BABY
BECAUSE I’VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT EVERYBODY TO HEAR
RIGHT NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I DON’T DELIVER THE NEWS
I DELIVER SATIRE
THAT’S RIGHT
THE NEWS IS NUMBER ONE
THE NEWS IS NUMBER ONE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
BUT THERE’S SOMETHING I’VE GOT TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
I DO NOT DELIVER THE NEWS
I DO NOT DELIVER THE NEWS
I DELIVER SATIRE
GIVE IT

THAT’S RIGHT BABY COME ON MAMA
I SAID IT FEELS SO GOOD
I SAID IT FEELS SO GOOD
I SAID IT FEELS SO GOOD BABY
I SAID IT FEELS SO GOOD
UH

THAT’S RIGHT
WOOH
ON BEHALF OF MYSELF, ROB CORDDRY, SAMANTHA BEE, AND EVERYBODY AT NEWSWEEK MAGAZINE, I’D LIKE TO SAY
SATIRE

5 Comments on "JON STEWART NEWS EXPLOSION"


  1. What tune are we supposed to sing it to? It almost fits into Janis Joplin’s “Summertime.”


  2. I agree with the phil above me. That was very funny, in my head, where I heard it.

    It was number one in Philadelphia.
    Number one in etcetera.

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